Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore

Maybe you got screwed
But I dumped you
Cause you ain't nothin' but trash
I put out despite the
Fact that you're like a
Hawaiian Punch mustache
Right under my nose
Thinking I'm so
Colonel Cling oblivious
But how could I not see
That you got off scott free
Cause I know this means it

Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore

If I wanna be
Repeatedly shit on
I'll go make Dutch porn
When roughly translated
Even your naked truth means squat
And what's more
I'm missing you like
A hijacked flight
on September eleven
I don't know who got on
You but I'm not wrong
In thanking them since it

Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore [anymore, anymore]

Maybe it ain't your birthday
But maybe now you know I wanna give a fuck
When what I should have got is over you sooner
So now I'm just gonna wrap it up

Maybe it ain't your birthday
But maybe now you know I wanna give a fuck
When what I should have got is over you sooner
So now I'm just gonna wrap it up

Ain't my job [I'm just gonna wrap it up]
To fuck you on your birthday (I'm just gonna wrap it up]
Ain't my job [I'm just gonna wrap it up]
To fuck you on your birthday [I'm just gonna wrap it up] anymore
Ain't my job [I'm just gonna wrap it up]
To fuck you on your birthday [I'm just gonna wrap it up]
Ain't my job [I'm just gonna wrap it up]
To fuck you on your birthday [I'm just gonna wrap it up] anymore